Vauxhall Corsa

Noncemobile. Found in Maccies car parks with 3 Year 8s crammed in the back and a Level 2 Bricklaying student in the front. Often kitted out with plastic spoilers, back box deletes, rear diffusers that do fuck all and fake 'VXR' badges despite it being a 1 litre- known as the 'Halfords Ram-Raid' look.

1- "Did you hear that Vauxhall Corsa drive past last night?"
2- "Yeah. Sounded like a lawnmower

Pompey corsa

A popular car drove around Portsmouth by girls named Stacey… usually with sweeties in the glove box (wink wink wink)

Hey I’ve met a girl at the weekend and she is totally a Pompey corsa, I don’t know what to do!