Kennel Cough

The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.

Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.

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trouser cough

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

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dookie cough

1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.

2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.

1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.

2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.

Far Cough

Is A Slang Term For “Fuck You”.

(Saying It Fast Sounds Like Fuck You)

“So After He Hit Me I Told Him To Far Cough”

Coughing fever

The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.

Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever

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dorm cough

A seemingly causeless state of semi-sickness that afflicts college students living in dorms at the beginning of every year and that mysteriously disappears when at home, only to return again the minute you scan back into your dorm.

CJ: *cough* God damn, when is this cold gonna go away?
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.

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Otter Cough

the uncontrollable cough/throat tickle you get when eating an otter pop treat.

Damn that otter cough was intense, why does somthign so tasty make you cough?

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