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crackling ass

1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.

2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.

Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"

Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!

by DaMorgans February 26, 2020


Crackle Frack

A person who loves Christmas crackers to much

Barry is such a crackle frack he loves the things

by Uno Ace Cards December 30, 2020


Crackle Back

What happens to dried jizz on a girls back when she moves.

I jizzed on this girls back and she rubbed it in. After it dried it made a crackling sound and I said "Damn Crackle Back!"

by BD5* February 15, 2012

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Under crackling

Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..

I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'

i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ass crackle pop

When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.

Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop

by Tmilla February 4, 2021

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