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A person who loves Christmas crackers to much
Barry is such a crackle frack he loves the things
1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.
2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.
Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"
Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!
What happens to dried jizz on a girls back when she moves.
I jizzed on this girls back and she rubbed it in. After it dried it made a crackling sound and I said "Damn Crackle Back!"
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Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..
I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...
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farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'
i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life
they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
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Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd
Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!
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When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.
Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?
Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
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