crapples

1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).

1. I sure hope I didn't buy crapples to make caramel apples at that orchard.

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crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

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Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

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crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.

Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?

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Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.

"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."

crapple sauce

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown

Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow

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crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life

"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"

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