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The type of guy you never want your daughter to date. Unable to carry on adult conversation or perform basic tasks of self care because his mother still rubs his bum and tells him its special and different from everyone else's. Has a horrible temper and drives fast cars i.e. Kia Optima, Ford Mustang to compensate for his comically small genitals.
My friend form work is such a cruz. He needs an intervention.
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The biggest faggot of all time, likes to play fortnite and after practice looks at guys dicks in the shower
“dude stop being a cruz, i’m straight”
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it means somebody name presley will want to get him and love him and u know what happens after that
presley will come and kiss cruz
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You know how, on a hot humid day, your unmentionables will sometimes stick to your leg and you have to do this awkward little shuffle to get it unstuck without blatantly rummaging around down there? From 6th Jan, 2021, this condition is known as a cruz.
Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Johnson:"Why are you doing that weird walk?"
Dick:"I've got a cruz man... it's so dank and humid today."
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(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation
I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.
1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.
Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”
“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”
“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”