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The smallest cup size for a woman's breast, the actual size of the breast does not usually exceed the size of the nipple. They are nice because they won't sag as you get older or give you stretch marks, but bad because people will make fun of you for being flat and you might not get as many boyfriends.
Dick: "Michelle's pretty, but she only has an a cup."
Regina: "That's because she's a ballerina!"
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The act of cupping one's hands together below one's chin and whisper-yelling the phrase "Cup, Cup, Sir Cup" over and over into one's cupped hands. As a result of completing the task correctly, one shall find that a small tea cup has appeared in the cupped hands. This small tea cup will then tell one a nursery rhyme. Such nursery rhyme shall depict a tube of crescent rolls, which inflate to make an indigo nugget. But this shall only occur, lest the task be maneuvered completely and ultimately correctly. Beware, mutations have been reported upon the first rest after said nursery rhyme.
Hey man, wanna go Cupping tonight?
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Trevon “nigga you’re cups at hoop”
Keyon: “ shut yo ass up bro you’re more cups at ball than me !”
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The moment after the internal ejaculation, when the cum drips out into a cup. Usually the cum drips from the ass, and not the pussy.
"lol dude my gf has finally agreed that we should try cupping"
"awesome, keep in mind tho that the cum might smell like ass"
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Contraption for
Uncomfortable
Protection
Real Guy: "I can't believe we have to wear a cup for sports."
Girl pretending to be guy: "Yeah...me neither."
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"Cupping" is short for Water Cupping: the sport of hitting pedestrians with water cups from a moving vehicle. Water cups can be acquired for free from any fast food drive thru, and an insult should accompany the cup on its way to the desired target.
"Hey I'm bored, lets go cupping"
"Last night I cupped some fat hooker"
"I cupped a kid on a bike and he fell into the bushes"
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