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douchebag

The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.

Can you believe Laura is seeing that guy?!! What a douchebag.

by christopher5000 April 8, 2007

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douchebag

1. A personality type that is well-defined by other definitions here

2. Describes a certain look or style, especially when someone dresses in the most tasteless fashion possible.

3. What the vast majority of the guys at my school dressed like at the senior prom.

Wow, look at Tom over there, wearing a backwards-facing baseball cap with his tuxedo. And there's Damon, dressed like a total poser with his gaudy and trashy-looking wannabe-pimp outfit and bling bling. I don't think anyone could look anymore like a douchebag than those two.

by no7orious July 2, 2009

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Douchebag

A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.

Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen. Not to mention, her face smells like one too.

by J to the O Jonathan February 27, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douchebag

Someone who wears white Oakley sunglasses.

Mitch- "Hey is that guy wearing white oakleys?"

Steve- "Yea man. What a Douchebag!"

by YourNewGod July 6, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


douchebag

A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Damn, i thought "Beverly Hills 90210" won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, "Friends."

by drdecent February 11, 2004

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douchebag

someone with a myspace that has more friends than the population of their hometown.

Hello, DOUCHEBAG!
You have 46346874161 friends.

by SKEETERBITES December 21, 2006

344๐Ÿ‘ 194๐Ÿ‘Ž


douchebag

(noun): a douchebag is a person without any sense of how to behave in social situations. He is completely unaware of himself or how others perceive him. He usually has an inflated sense of self-importance and self-worth, and tends to think he's popular when in reality, very few people actually like him. The only people who do like him are his fellow douchebags. He doesn't particularly care about other people, and he thinks that the world revolves around him. A douchebag is consistently the loudest, the drunkest and the most obnoxious guy at a party or at the bar. A douchebag thinks that a girl is obligated to sleep with him just because he buys her a drink. He will instigate fights and confrontations with anyone and for any reason. The douchebag also loves to talk about how many women he gets, when in reality, he doesn't get very many. He also loves to put other people down to make himself feel more important. The female version of the douchebag is also consistently the drunkest, the loudest and the most obnoxious girl at the party. She has no capacity of knowing when to stop drinking. A douchebag girl loves attention, and she'll do anything to get it.

"That guy just threw a beer bottle at a girl. What a douchebag!"

by Monica Nice May 15, 2008

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