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dammit in the ass!

An exclaimation and/or exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current situation.

Dammit in the ass! I locked my fucking keys in the mutherfucking car!

by Daniliciousuptheass January 16, 2008

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bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".

Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*

by Thatguywiththebagel December 6, 2013


Dammit David

An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.

Aw man, it's raining again. Dammit David!

by Chadouken June 9, 2019


Dammit Mellu

Disappointment

My girlfriend cheated on me.
Dammit Mellu!

by Roshmon September 2, 2017


Dammit "name"

Used when someone you know does something stupid and/or is wrong. Such as epically failing.

Devon: You were wide open!! Why didn't you shoot the basketball?
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny

Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".

by Caramel14cc March 6, 2011


gosh dammit

a way to kind of say "God dammit" without saying God, so the name isn't being used in vain =P

GOSH-DAMMIT you suck! >: =(

by DarkMatter October 8, 2004

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ass dammit

The ultimate in backwards swearing.

ranks slightly above fuck ass

Ass Dammit Daniel, where are your pants?!

by friedricebob March 25, 2004

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