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Davenport North High School

A high school in Iowa where white kids think they're black. This school is not intended for those who make fun of ghetto people otherwise they will be shot. This school also has a really badass newspaper staff, and anyone entering the high school (with a brain) should definitely join the staff. Band and orchestra are awesome, and choir is okay I guess.

This high school is also skilled in destroying the minds and free wills of anyone who enters their doors.

For further refrence, please see example.

Guy: Yo girl, how was yo weeken'?

Girl: Mmhm, boy you know how I get when I party. And Deschelle and i were togetha earlier.

Guy: So how is yo' pre-pre-pre-algebra class?

Girl: Pleaz boy, i don't do my homework.

Note: These people are both white, they were also top of their middle school classes. untill they got to davenport north high school...

by pursuitofthewildcatsnotdyin' November 3, 2009

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Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011

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Davenport Handshake

A large athletic built woman who can pick up a miniature man with her thumb in his butthole to perform the art of falatio while holding him up

Man, I went to Davenport Iowa and met this huge bitch, she gave me the nastiest Davenport handshake of my life.

by Koolaid24 July 1, 2024


davenport school of the arts

full of a bunch of assholes and dick sucking teachers who will give you a referral for simply high fiving someone along with that it take a whole lot of bull shit to get into this school, you either have to one win by lottery or two get your zesty ass to audition for one of the several bullshit majors the school has

person one: dude davenport school of the arts sucks
person two: yeah i know

by bros kid March 14, 2024


Davenporting

Similiar to docking; when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put their heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.

man, i got so drunk last night and was davenporting with my friend TJ

by Blow1292 August 16, 2018


davenportal

The act of skydiving from at least 10,000 feet into a McDonald’s employee’s rectum, then pulling the parachute covering both of you. Skill level 5.

The parts managers mean of suicide was by Davenportal. Really made a mess

The last time someone pulled off a Davenportal was in the early 80’s when they saw the first episode of Rosanne...

by We5ticle5 January 8, 2021


jun davenport

jun davenport is a hot , asian boy , who plays sports and is good with girls 🤝. But also he does not give af about a thing so if you do him wrong or do something he doesn’t like , he doesn’t fw you. Jun Davenport may be quiet , but he is really opened minded.

who’s jun davenport? you know that asian nigga? the curly head one? yeah that’s him foo.

by jun davenport April 16, 2020