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Davenporting is when a woman,lady or girl goes out with a man, boy or gentleman who is far superior in looks to their own. Reverse Davenporting is when a guy goes out with a woman who is far better looking than he is. The verb is to davenport. You could say I davenported well last night. You can also be a davenporter.
If Dawn French married Brad Pitt she would be davenporting. If Dean Gaffney married Heidi Klum he would be reverse davenporting.
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1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch
Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.
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A City in Iowa in the Quad Cities.
Known to be named after a couch.
It's pretty damn cool.
How come the Mark is out side of Davenport?
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Inside furniture when used as outside furniture, usually on a porch or patio, sometimes in a garage. Especially couches, but recliners and benches from vans set on a porch can be referred to as The Davenport.
Carl Bob's passed out on The Davenport again, should we wake him?
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The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.
That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.
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A quiet suburb of stockport with a handful of county fans and a large contingent of sale sharks supporters
neale:its busy in davenport today
paul:yeh the sharks are at home!
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A Davenport is an amazing person he or she would be a great friend or more. If they trust you enough then you might want to keep that close to you for the rest of your life.
Girl: HEY QUEEN
Davenport: YASS GURL
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