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Declan

A metrosexual. Sometimes appears sparkly, but not in a Twilight-vampire-type fashion. Is always at least 13 under par when playing Tiger Woods PGA Golf Tour. Has priceless fun when playing Sims 2 and makes all characters lesbians. Has a gorgeous face that makes you want to throw your chemistry books on the floor and eat his face. Has the cutest dinosaur 'rawr' in the world.

Nom.

Person A: Why has that girl just swept her entire Chemistry table contents onto the floor?
Person B: She's just seen Declan.

by gojoe1 July 9, 2010

294πŸ‘ 204πŸ‘Ž


Declan

An awesome guy who is cool with the ladies and makes them wet just by being in a 5 mile radius of him. He is also super good at games and super cool! Likes old wars and Has a hat, watch, and knife collection.

I wish I had a Declan inside me instead of this baby carrot. (Baby carrot: anyone who is not a DECLAN!!!)

by Kartoffel May 2, 2016

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Declan

He is a very loyal friend. He is sometimes annoying but he doesn’t care what people think about him. He is cute and has a big brain. He is a very smart person but can hurt you if you mess with his friends. He is very outgoing and strong physically and mentally.

Declan is the best

by Sickskier October 26, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Declan

Has half a head

Declan where's the rest of Ur head gone?

by Dickbumpoo July 1, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Declan

A boy that buys you shit he has bigger ears than others and can be dumb

Look he looks like a Declan

by Weryuiojgss January 27, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Declan

Declan is an OK-looking guy, with a big heart. He tries his best to keep all his friends, and will always try his best at everything he does. Although he doesn't have the best grades he makes up for it with his character. He has only ever had one girlfriend, and he regrets how things ended with her. He pushes all his emotions and feelings deep down inside, and barely ever tells anyone about them, that includes romantic interests. He is more on the mysterious side, with many secrets. His self-esteem is not the best but he barely ever shows that. He doesn't do sports, and the one he does is a non-normal one. He will always try to help no matter what, even if it hurts him more. He will always try to protect his friends, even if that means putting himself in harms way. He has a good sense of humor and will try to make you laugh when you're happy and when you're sad. He is good with words, but can listen if you need him to. He may not be the best person in the world but he can always tell when you're down, and will never stop trying to make you feel better when you are down.

If anyone ever needs to get some things off their chest, than they can go talk to Declan.

by wishyouwerehere123 May 17, 2021

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Declan

Massive shlong

Yooo look at his shlong. His name must be Declan.

by ygdecles April 1, 2020

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž