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When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.
I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.
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I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.
Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.
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When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.
Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!
Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.
Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.
Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.
Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?
Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.
Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.
Beckisha: Fuck all of you
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Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.
Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!
Enough said!
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An expression meaning to take a dump.
Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?
delivering is a complex task. One that takes immense willpower and courage. No average person can deliver with maximum efficiency. It takes a strong mind to complete this prophecy successfully.
person 1: DELIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR -walks away-
person 2: Your such a DELIVERRRRR
person 3: Hi Jennifer!
"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."