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The act of not letting your partner release their orgasm; a sexual kink
person 1: Man, I tried orgasm denial for the first time last night.
person 2: You're a freak... how'd it go?
person 1: It hurt like hell, but when I finally did come, it felt SO much better than normal.
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When someone who grew up in the 1990s (and therefore was hopelessly obsessed with Pokémon, just as any healthy child was) claims that they were never interested in it.
Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.
Tom: hey Steve... when you were a child what was your favourite Pokémon?
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.
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Stating a phrase or asking question that suggests a contradiction towards a preceding statement or question.
Often irrelevant and, in all cases, does not answer the question.
Used mainly to stop a conversastion about to ensue on a topic the receiving end does not want to talk about. This is, for the most part, used by people who do not think it is morally right to just tell an outright lie.
Example 1:
1: Are you lying to me?
2: How could you think such a thing?
Example 2:
1: Do you like her?
2: No.
1: How about her?
2: No.
1: Her?
2: Would you quit with the listing?
Example 3:
1: I'll bet it was you who took the last cookie.
2: I think you're crazy.
*NOTE
The implied denial: Person 2 never said no or yes to the final question or statement in all of the above examples
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Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.
Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.
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A smile one makes when they are in total denial.
Joe: (whisper) "is it true you like tina?"
Fred: "NO!" (with a denial smile on his face)
Someone who sparks random conversation with you declaring their supremacy in gaming skills over you. These accusations are 99% false, as the other 1 percent only occur if A n00b in denial sparks conversation with another n00b. The n00b will continue to spew his illusion of greatness in a strange and foriegn strategy of N00blish designed to confuse the victim and have them unknowningly admit verbal defeat. In many cases though, the n00b will gradually admit that they are inferior to the victim after prolonged argument.
This n00b hybrid is much more common to find in person than on forums and low hype MMO's. This hybrid n00b requires face to face confrontation to thrive. The n00b continues to thrive best when able to see their victims faces and expression of disgust with their ignorance.
Mitch! I don't care! God man you are a total n00b!!!
NO I'M NOT! IM JUST BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU CANT HANDLE THAT! 1337!!!
*sigh* you are such a n00b in denial.....
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A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.
Munam is in serious mustache denial.
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