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An address that no pizza restaurant will deliver to.
Awesome new home in the country, Bro, let's order some delivery!
Can't Bro, this place is a total pizza desert.
A repulsive skinny skank with the face not even a rat can love. They are usually found around dive bars on weekdays, STD and abortion clinics by weeks end.
There that "desert pigeon" cum filled dumpster of a whore that only Linus feltersnatch would bang.
The hottest place on goddamn earth
Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside
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!UPDATE! Multiple Desert Yeti have been spotted migrating from 29 Palms to Camp Pendleton California. The prognosis is bad as drunk Marines everywhere are making horrible decisions regarding these.... things.
Marine-"Hey baby whats your name?"
Desert Yeti-"(wookie noises)"
Marine-"Really? That's my mom's name. This liquor tells me to kiss you."
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- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time
"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."
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aka Queen of the Desert.
aka Queens of the Desert.
An unatractive female soldier deployed to a remote area (think Iraq) who couldn't turn a a single head in their host country and is showered with attention and affection throughout the duration of the deployment. The longer the deployment, the more unattractive the soldier can be and still qualify as a Desert Queen.
Damn. She couldn't buy a date in the States. Now she's a Desert Queen.
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Violently using a cactus as a dildo.
Pat was walking like John Wayne and his pants were covered in blood. He must have done a Desert Storm