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When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.
Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny
When you fart, but instead of the usual repulsive, disgusting smell that follows, it smells like a sweet array of desserts, such as cakes, cookies, and sweet apple pie.
Kutch: *Farts*
Coklar: Dude serio... oh wait.... Mmmm that was a dessert fart!
Kutch: You're welcome.
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what is coming to them; what "they" deserve
She ran over my cat, but got her just desserts when she was hit by a bus.
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Alexandra is looking pretty sexy in that denim skirt.....Hell Yea babay!
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An orgy involving one man and several women.
Oh, you misunderstood. Now I see why you invited your mom to the dessert party.
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