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A form of currency that men use to reimburse women for sex.
John gave Jane a diamond ring last night and now she is little more than a dirty prostitute.
Very expensive carbon. Often used in rings, but also used in drills and other things.
Nothing says I care to a woman like a piece of cut carbon mined by slave children in Angola. Aka a diamond.
an overly sexy indivdual
with great hair
and can make you laugh all night
and often stupid
with an odd laugh
n. Relatively common mineral, consisting of carbon, which is similar in appearance to zircon or cut glass. Used by the South African based De Beers company as a form of emotional blackmail through clever, original, and socially planted marketing techniques. It is asserted by the De Beers company that a man who is unwilling to waste a huge amount of money for a worthless piece of carbon must not really love his future wife very much.
(See also organic food.)
"Diamonds are a complete scam"
Someone that is precious to you. Someone that has rare qualities.
Toby is such a diamond. He gave me a rose for no reason.
This is for use when something is beyond brilliant!
"We was down the pub an this chav gets his tracksuit pants ripped off on this nail... he's standin there in his all-together with his London Pride innis hands... it was Diamond!"
"What? She said yes? Diamond m8!"