Well, suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

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would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

Dicked me

When something or someone got the best of you.

*watching the Notebook* That movie really dicked me *cries*

National dick me down day

You have to dick down someone

Yo it’s national dick me down day.

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"