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the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.
"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
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When a Nine Year Old or Stupid Person wants to annoy someone for no reason and they think they are cool when they use it. Lets be honest we've seen these kids before.
When DID I ASK
Annoying Person: When
Normal Annoyed Person:??? What
Annoying Person: DID I ASK
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A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough
Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?
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This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).
If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.
Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*
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When someone replies to something you say with “when did I ask” they are the definition of a flop Or alternatively a drop kick and cannot think of anything good to say so resort back to “when did I ask”
Bloke: yo I just found 10 bucks
Flop: when... “when did I ask”?
Bloke: you’re an actual flop
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"When did I ask" is something a fucking 9 year old cunt that screams RussIa WiNS The War or ThE fUtUrE iS nEaR and averagly / daily plays fortnite for a living and shitting themselves. It is referred to as absolute fucking retarded word that rarely anyone uses and a person would use it to end a conversation leading to the person being hit with the word , to utterly be enraged and wanting to literally stone you to death.
Bsf: "Hey man , You wanna go out to eat with my girlfriend maybe invite yours?"
Cunt : "when?"
Bsf : " At-"
Cunt : "Nah when did I ask.
bsf : *insert image of a cannibal literally shredding a person to bits."
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The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?
Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?