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Once an uplifting lexicon which was okay to watch every once in a while. Today, it's a preppy tenny bopper channel consisting of actors spawned in a genetics lab. Everything on Disney Chennel is overrated, such notable shows and actors include:
A show about a hefty psychic played by Raven Symone.
A show about living in a hotel with Ashley Tisdale as a receptionist. As a matter of fact. The scientists modded her to 23 years old because she was given "sensitive" traits.
A show about kids who think they are Harry Potter, such as Selena Gomez.
The Jonas Brothers, the most overrated band in history who make cameo appearances in all of Disney's modern day shows, and even had a TV Movie with Demi Lovato, which was awful. What kind of name is "Demi" anyway?
A bratty Disney Couple who also got their own documentaries. Vanessa Hudgens, can be summed up as a Filipino Paris Hilton who dresses sluttier. And Zac Enron-- I mean Zac Efron, who is clearly an idiot.
And the brattiest of all, Miley Cyrus who stars in a show about a country hick who is secretly a pop diva, that has sold out in concerts and marketing ploys.
All shows are unreal, with actors that are unreal who all can't sing. Infact the only real word they know is "gimme". A big shame comes from the American people who actually believe that they are perfect when clearly they are not even living humans.
Disney Channel Actors: Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
Normal peroson: No.
Disney Channel Actors: Waaaaaaaaahh! Ahhhhhhhh!
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A channel with very low-budget, unfunny shows that are somehow popular. All the special effects in Disney Channel are terrible, the sets are so fake you can see the glue holding it together, and the lighting is about as good as it is on Saturday Night Live. Most shows have one main character, and that one character sings the theme song, and is female 99.9% of the time. When one of the actors/actresses is out doing some other movie, they try to cover it as cheaply as possible. For example, on Wizards of Waverly Place, when Jennifer Stone was filming Harriet the Spy, they said that her character was on an extended vacation to the Bahamas or something. The jokes are lame and overused, and have laugh tracks following them that void whatever faint trace of humor there was to begin with. Most of the characters are high school age, and yet never curse, say perverted things, or even do anything that would be almost inappropriate for a six-year-old. Which is kind of pointless, because in today, an average child ten and under has seen like at least 10 R rated movies, so they've already seen that stuff and it wouldn't hurt to see it again. Yet, despite all these flaws, Disney Channel shows are extremely addictive to watch and you'll find yourself TiVo-ing every last one, and eagerly awaiting the time each week when a new episode comes out.
"Suite Life is, like, my favorite show.
I blame brainwash"
"The Disney Channel is soooo lame.
But I can't stop watching it..."
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Don't watch it! It's like watching the video from The Ring. Plus, it hypnotizes you.
I was passing by my little sister while she was watching t.v. and was hypnotized into watching Disney Channel.
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Disney Channel used to be a very good channel before 2006. Later on, Hannah Montana started and destroyed the whole channel. It ended later somewhere in 2011. Somewhere in the late 2000's, a new show called Wizards of Waverly Place came. That show ended earlier in 2012. Somewhere in 2010, Shake it Up aired and that's when the channel started going downwards.
All they have on Disney Channel is their sluts acting like they care about their fans and the fans go like "OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT CECE JONES'S NEW SONG?!". Actually, this channel doesn't want to show that much commercials of other places. Instead, they mostly use THEIR commercials. All you see is commercials of their upcoming shows, their "This is Me" fillers, and their, um, shitty music videos. This channel has gotten so lazy, they aired a commercial having the year of 2010 in the middle of it. Their sitcoms, I mean decoms, are just movies that are made from the same sluts they use in their shows. Nearly every slut in the channel sings. Even their Shake it Up channels are horrible!! Girls are pretty much copying every single thing they do on Disney Channel. This channel is aimed towards 7-12 year old girls. If you're a boy and you're over 20, shame on YOU. The only reason I watch Disney Channel is because of Phineas and Ferb. That show is awesome.
The bad part is that this channel is filthy rich, so it will stay up for a pretty damn long time.
Girl 1: Yess!! Shake it Up is next on Disney Channel! *does some dance moves*
Me: Oh Lordy.
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A channel for kids that consists of talentless actors and actresses making bad jokes and bursting into song, all while learning some sort of valuable lesson. Everyone watches it at some point, but nobody admits it.
The people who write definitions on Urban Dictionary for "Disney Channel" obviously watch it, they just don't want to admit it.
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an amazing channel. that is until it got greedy things to its utterly boring theme parks. once playing cartoons like Dave The Barbarian now plays shows like Hannah Montana. the fucking stupid pop music bullshit makes me wanna be death. and when it came to my town of OKC the ticket to it was like 700 bucks, wtf thats bullshit i could get an Eminem concert ticket for like 60, that was one of the many exp. of disneys greedy ass. one day i was laughing at the cartoons the next a stupid zitcom about a slutty tween(sorry teen) being a pop star but yet no talent. when the laugh track came on i was like wtf that wasnt funny. And the worst movie created every thats not even realistic came in known as High School Musical i heard nothing but those stupid songs for days(thanks alot u fat chicks who watched that shit, oh and u do sound like them cause they sound like shit) this musical created a chance for disney channel to make MORE products making their power over everything even more and grew greedier. this could destroy mankind Walt Disney would be so ashamed of the ones running disney now. how is pot not legal when this show kills more brain cells, futures, sense of humor, tv as we know it
your watching tv and whats on is south park
You-man this shows so funny
your little sibling walks in after getting promission to watch {disney channel and turns it
sibling- yeah i love Hannah Montana
You- oh hell no
you start walking out the front door with a shotgun and a wallet full of money
Mom- what the hell are you doing
You- going to Orlando and killing those sons of bitches
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The WORST channel on tv.They use the same plot over and over again and use the same actors and actresses in every show/movie.People who "likes"the programming on this channel that shall remain unnamed,are usually girls and are 7-15 years old.
AnnoyingDisneyfan1:OMG DId U SeE tHat nEW episode of ZaCk aNd CODY On DiSnEy ChAnNel?
Annoyingdisneyfan2:YeAh It WaS SO FuNnY!!!!!
me:Watch real stuff on tv.
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