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When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.
"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"
"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."
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What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.
Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!
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A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.
Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.
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To sit on your boyfriend's face or sexual partner after getting cream-pied and force them to open their mouth to receive the 'snow ball'.
"Dude, my girl is a total freak!! She sat on my face after sex and gave me a snowball dispenser!! Gross!!!"
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The ejaculate caught by a condom.
A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!
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when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser
dont fuck with me or i'll have you looking like a pez dispenser
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A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.
Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
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