do u want my potatoes?

used to ask some one if they want to "get busy"

hey sally do u want my potatoes?

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do you want a vimto chewit lad

a phrase said by someone who wants to give out vimto chewits

Louis: ey

Dom: yo louis

Louis: do you want a vimto chewit lad

Dom: yes lad

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do you want to go see butterflies?

basically the new version of "do you want eat ramen?"

Jae-eon - do you want to go see butterflies?

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Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.

Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings

bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk

How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

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Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

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Where do you want to eat?

When your girlfriend tells you she's hungry, but won't tell you anywhere specific that she wants to go (or possibly doesn't have any idea herself).

Girl: I'm hungry.
Guy: Ok, where do you want to eat?
Girl: I'm good with anything.
Guy: Pick somewhere. Anywhere.
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: I hate you.

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