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An area of land densely populated by dog turds. The clean land to dog shit ratio is so poor that every step has the potential to be olfactorily fatal.
I went for a walk in the park today, but it was a dog shit minefield so now I have to burn my shoes.
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that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life
kid1. *falls
kid2. your a dog shit player
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Something that is absolute wank
EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"
Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007
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The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
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A notion of something bad about to happen; an omen. n
'I think theres goin ta be a storm'
'Nah nigga you just smellin dog shit'
Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.
Also known as HDS technology.
Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.
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Also known as "dog shit".
Dog Shit Park is a place where people bring their dogs for a walk, and where cool people drink beer and smoke pot. If you are really cool you might even get a spot on the bench. You also must add to the pile of beer caps infront of the bench when possible.
Hey! Do you want to smoke some pot in dog shit?
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