doof

food spelled backwards

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

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doof

noun.

as in nerd, dingleberry, dummy; used to described someone in an affectionate but negative manner.

used in Northern California communities

Older brother: You are such a doof.

Younger sister: Am not. You're a doof.

Older brother: No you are.

Younger sister: No you are.

Also:
Dude, stop charging the line, ya big doof.

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doof

doof is when attempting to describe an unusual vagina, you describe the vagina with a word and finish the sentence with doef

A nun has such a dusty doof. A really sweaty tennis player has a muscular doof. A secretary has a prissy doof.

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Doofing

When two girlfriends hold hands while they pee. Sometimes includes when they wipe each other after.

"Harold, I think they're lesbians!" "They are Karen I heard them talking about doofing!"

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Doof

Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.

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doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences

AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!

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Doof

1. To satisfy a person sexually;
2. To strike someone with a blunt object

1. I'm going to doof her all night long.
2. If you don't shut up I'm going to doof you over the head.

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