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SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT
DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA
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An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.
1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.
Shannon: What a douche canoe!
2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.
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The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
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A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.
"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"
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A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.
"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."
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A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.
Look at all those assholes in their douche canoes.
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When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.
Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.
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