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1) Nick-name for the war-mongering, incompetent, facist tool that somehow managed to usurp the United States Presidency two terms in a row from 2002-2008.
2) An idiot from Maine who's claimed Texas residency for most of his adulthood because of Texas doesn't have a state income tax. Having a summer home/ranch (whatever) in Crawford DOES NOT make one a Texan.
3) A political puppet who's mindlessly tossed the Bill of Rights in the toilet, murdered hundreds of thousands of people, and caused all manner of suffering for millions of others.
Dubya's grasp of the English language is pathetic enough to make a four year old groan!
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American "president" (well, I do admit that he won his second term fair and square-- which makes me want to move to someplace sane like Nigeria) who seems to think that America should be run by rules that worked extremely well for a band of pastoral nomads in the Middle East a couple thousand years ago. Also tends to make speeches in which he uses words like "freedom" and "liberty" a lot without really appreciating what they actually mean. Makes me think of a cross between the medieval Norwegian religious fanatic King Olaf the Lawbreaker and "Big Brother" from Orwell's <i>1984</i>.
Dubya is a doubleplusgood duckspeaker.
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
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Someone who puts his country to shame
Three neurosurgeons, a german, a british and an american, are bragging about their achievements. The german: I removed half of a patients brain and he was able to go look for a job in 3 months! The brit: The last patient I lobotomized was able to join the army in less than six weeks. The american: I have a patient from Texas, Dubya, with no brain at all, and since he's in the whitehouse, one half of the nation is looking for a job and the other half is in the army!
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Noun: Colloquialism used to refer to an individual who shares any of the following characteristics with the United States 43rd President:
1/ Is educationally subnormal
2/ Is incapable of using basic English
3/ Has an armadillo fetish
4/ Believes themselves to be the second coming of our lord Jesus Christ (amen)
5/ Someone who severely over-uses the phrase "God Bless America! (and fuck everyone else)"
6/ Someone with the perpetual look of a confuzzled muppet on their face
7/ Someone who cannot rationally debate with their 5th grade teachers about Evolution and Charles Darwin, yet feels the needs to argue with them anyway
8/ Someone who feels obliged to systematically nuke every developing country that didn't send the U.S. a Christmas card last year
And so the list goes on...
"Did you know Cletus' front porch collapsed yesterday? Killed 15 dogs. What a Dubya."
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A dim-witted ne're-do-well that hangs around others begging for a free ride. Avoids any real work, fails at anything they do and rides the coat-tails of others.
"A moment I've been dreading. George (VP Bush) brought his ne're-do-well son (dubya) around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job." Ronald Reagan May 17, 1986
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