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(n.) a person who posts redundant definitions to Urban Dictionary.
Joe: "Hey, I'm gonna add a word to Urban Dictionary."
Frank: "Oh yeah? Which word?"
Joe: "Booty."
Frank: "But there are already more than 100 definitions for that word. Is your definition original?"
Joe: "No, not at all."
Frank: "That makes you a total urban redun-dunce."
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A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with
Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
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Whilst drinking margaritas, the first person to get inebriated and show any type of misconduct verbally or otherwise must put their margarita glass over their head and have their photo taken. The first recipient to be shamed by this action was a house cat named Quincy, who was livid about the dunce cap being placed upon his head.
He/she is wearing a margarita dunce cap. So and so got dunce capped last night.
the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"
He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.
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A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself
Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap
When a party foul occurs during an orgy the party fouler is required to sit in the corner, preferably on a stool facing the wall, with a conical stool (fecal) on their head while the men take turns jizzing on the individual's head.
God, allie was such bitch at the orgy last night, she deserved that frosted dunce cap.
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The Friday before holloween when you have to do the complete opposite of what anybody tells you and anyone can be clowns and do whatever they want. Shit gets real...
Fully dunce Friday is do what you wanna do Friday
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