Dung Pao

The horrendous case of onset diarrhea caused by colonic disagreement with one's consumption of the wildly popular Asian dish, Kung Pao Chicken.

I'm headed to Sing''s House of Noodles. Want to come?

No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.

Mung dung

A euphemism for "Hippy shit". Dream-catchers, chakras, woven yoghurt, gong showers and patcholi flavoured crisps are all examples of mung dung.

Charlie's just back from Shambala with the biggest collection of mung dung I've ever seen.

dung out

to clear out, to organise, to do a tidy- a spring clean is the same to do a dung out

what are you doing today? I need to do a total dung out of my wardrobe

dung pudding

Just about anything real or imagined that's a crock of shit!

The classic recipe for dung pudding starts with a crockpot full of shit.

taking a dung

When you squat down, and leave a brown.

Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!

Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!

Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.

Dung Dust

A quaint and Mother-in-Law friendly term for the passing of flatulence.

Jesus, Dude you stink, have you just done a dung dust?

Pardon me ladies, for I appear to have just done a dung dust.

Dung Hole

The anal passage way in which poop comes out.

I just crapped out my dung hole.

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