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One way to learn a language and forget it in 1 day.
Don't skip lessons, rumors has it that grimace almost died trying to learn Spanish.
Examples:
1:Yo bro I signed into Duolingo
2:Big mistake bro, my dog died stepping on my phone starting a lesson.
We can say he got duolingoed.
"duolingo for the last time stop kinapping my family members bc i missed my spanish lesson!"
An app that holds your family hostage until you beg for Duo to spare your family in Spanish.
1: I’m signing up for Duolingo!
2: DON’T I’M BEGGING YOU THEY’VE BEEN HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE SINCE 2016
Duolingo is an app/website that teaches languages. It's mascot is a green owl.
The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.
Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.
I don't want the Duolingo Bird to kill me ;-;
The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
duolingo, a ''innocent'' language learning app, lets say you'll practice Spanish, you forgot a day! you go tell your friends.. its too late, they're gone.
DUOLINGO GIVE ME MY FAMILY BACK
An evil bird that takes your family hostage when you forget to do your lessons, I can't say no more or he will know......
Hey can you hang out after school today?
Can't duolingo has my parents trapped in area 51, I gotta do my spanish lesson first