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A communist potato that looks like mosley
Guy 1: what the hell is that?!?
Guy 2: it’s just Dustin.
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A stupid idiot garbage person. A person that has no friends and really doesn't bring much to the proverbial table. A whiney bitch. Really, just a bitch in general. Also tends to have chicken legs. Loser
I was going to be his friend, then quickly realized he was a Dustin
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A term used in the EOD field to describe a fucking awesome event where things spontaneously explode from being overwhelmed with all that is bad-ass.
"HOLY FUCK! THAT SQUIRREL WAS GETTIN IT ON WHEN IT JUST DUSTINED!"
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A Dustin is quite simply the most remarkable, unique person that anyone would be privileged to have the chance and great fortune to meet. To look upon a Dustin can even blind someone due to his sheer greatness. With dashing good looks, an irresistible charm, and an unprecedented sense of humor, being in the presence of a Dustin will often overwhelm one's senses, causing one to be left breathless and in a state of bliss. Once a Dustin has entered your life, he will begin to consume your thoughts, and eventually your heart and soul, leaving you in a constant state of falling for this incredibly hot man. A Dustin has the ability to make someone nervous and clumsy yet feel completely comfortable around him all at once. A single touch from a Dustin will send fire through one's body, a whisper rendering one incapable of any thought whatsoever. He's so deliciously hot, no amount of time can satisfy the craving one acquires for the need of a Dustin. Although a Dustin will often use words and terms from an era long past (ie. britches, cattywompus, hooded sweetshirt, and "bustin' my chops") he is hip and is highly intelligent, harboring knowledge far beyond the average person. While it is impossible to even come close to describing the vast amount of magnificence, the plethora of glorious, extraordinary qualities that is a Dustin, if one has a Dustin in their life, they would be thankful to be deemed worthy of his time, and they are truly to be counted among the blessed.
Girl-"If I could lay in a hammock with a Dustin Dale all night, I would be the luckiest girl in the world!"
Girl 1-"What did you do last night?"
Girl 2-"I spent it with a Dustin. He's so hot and intoxicating we fucked all night, I just couldn't get enough of him."
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Tall, Handsome, and will f**k your guts up leaving you noodle legged lookin like you just got done hitting the gym for 2 hours with an Olympian... Ya if you know a Dustin... Send nudes
Wow... Dustin I'm going to send you nudes. 😏
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A stinky piece of shit that will 100% steal your neighbors dog, fuck it, then shit on your porch and blame the dog. His smell could set wet toilet paper on fire. His farts can rock obsidian. Is an absolute cuck. He will never go anywhere in life. Best thing he can contribute to society is allowing the U.S. military to utilize his farts to create a new kind of nuke that in addition to nuclear fallout will break down your lungs like chlorine gas.
Bro 1: Dude did you smell Dustin yesterday?
Bro 2: Yeah man, he smelled so bad I had to get my stomach pumped.
Bro 1: Sorry bro. I would come over to help you get better but I am going to my little sisters funeral.
Bro 2: Damn, how did she die Bro?
Bro 1: She came within 5 miles of Dustin for too long.
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A very spoiled motherfucker who has a small penis and loves it up the ass.
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