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The funky smelling junk that comes from ear or other body piercings after not removing/cleaning your holes/piercings for some time.
I took my earrings out and after rubbing my earring holes...my fingers smelled like ear cheese!
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Although it may look like wax and be called wax, you can’t make candles from it. It’s a semi-solid varying in colour from almost white, through yellow to dark brown, secreted from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to protect and moisturise the delicate skin inside the ears. What can happen, though, is that over-secretion causes a build up within the ear which can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require its removal. To do this a special liquid can be obtained from pharmacists, although this is not always successful. Alternatively the build up of wax may be removed by syringing the ears with water or with a specialised vacuum extractor, these last two should only be done by a qualified medical practitioner. On no account should you go digging around in there with cotton swabs or trying to melt it out with ear wax extraction candles.
I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing.
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A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.
Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!
Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!
Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.
Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"
A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.
A word used for people who go to the shows of Tori Amos, also somewhat synonymous with the word ToriPhile. Tori created this word herself when she was on tour in 1996. She doesnt like the word fans to describe the people who devote time and energy to attend her shows, so she calls them ears with feet instead.
"I hate the word fans, I'd like to call you ears with feet, and never use the word fan again because your ears with feet."
~Tori Amos, 9/16/96 - Akron, Ohio
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A not yet confirmed disease of which one is born with and requires the individual to be playing music every second of their life. It is believed by many that Jay Swingler and Romell Henry are born with this defect.
Sandy: oiii bruv, i 'erd you were born wiff dat ear skeng ting?
Jay: aw yeh bruv, means i hav' to be playin' skengs all me life
Sandy: fair enough like
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