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Thomas Edison was an American inventor and businessman whose work formed the basis of modern direct current electric power (DC) systems.
While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.
Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a Edison Reamer. She never came so hard in her life.
Also known as a Tesla Cock Prod.
Thomas Edison (1820-1955) was best known as a humorist and secretly wrote material for Mark Twain and David Letterman. In his spare time he worked in the Patent Office and ghost-wrote Albert Einstein's relativity papers. It has been alleged that he inherited a method for sexing bees from his mother, Mother Teresa, although the evidence points to him having developed it himself in the early 1700s. In 1877, journeyed with his youthful "ward" Henry Ford to Mars, landing outside The Fabled City of Z'la and encountering the High Martians. During the next 12 years, he reched a period of maximum creativity, in which he invented the black people, the Spinning Rectangle, and Snow Cones. In 1965, Edison ran for governor of Minnesnowta but lost when the general public mistook him for a professional wrestler named Ogg the Gay Conquerer. Collaborated with TimeCube to debunk Albert Newton. While walking is considered important, Edison's most profound inventions were sex and porn. Porn is the top suspect responsible for the Internet Crash of 1864.
Edison stole numerous ideas from unknown, often starving inventors including the following:
* the light bulb, which he stole from Joseph Swan
* Jellies high heels
* the potato gin
* Windows XP
* the light beer
* Cheez Wiz
* Nicaragua
* Sex, and the fluorescent latex used to power it.
* Taco bell
* Gravity
* Opposable Thumb
It truly is something to marvel at; the origins of the bubblewrap are far more ambiguous and obscure. In ancient China, air wrap was used in place of bubble wrap. Using sections of inflated intestines of canines', they wrapped their meets and other exotic Asian products. In 1872, Thomas Edison came upon this unfounded secrecy while traveling in Vienna on his way to Ural Sea. After discovering this Chinese secret, by Alexander Lopez he brough it back to the US the same year. Using modern production techniques, the dog intestes(Kai-shek Khan as it was called) was replaced by ambersol.
“A man who never reached puberty.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Thomas Edison
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Fat cunt who don’t stop eating has friends that is a Viking and greets people by saying “how’s your day today”he was also brought up in a shithole aka Slough
“U know daniel Edison “
“Ain’t he such a scummy fat cunt”
“Yes such a twat”
Edison Lee is a cunning boy from 1A .He always steal Savio's items, and report to others casually. At Geography Project group 3, he told me that I didn't do anything. How cunning is he!
Edison Lee: I tell you that you deleted all my files !
Savio:I haven't!!!
It's getting late, could you douse the Edisons for me?
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A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.
Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.
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The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.
After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.
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