Conor Egan

A lad from Dublin who is a ginger. He has no ability to talk to girls because of this hair colour( this inability to talk to the opposite gender increased 250% after he first went onto Reddit)

He has never been outside. His hair colour also is fairly bad because he is somewhere between red and brown. His hair is too dark to be wanted by the gingers but is too bright to be accepted by normal people.

No need for examples. If you see Conor Egan in the street, make peace with your god and run

Abi egan

Proper small always says there taller than she is. And Loves a Mississippi milkshake.

Person 1- Have u heard about that small person who likes Mississippi milkshakes and is reyt small

Person 2- ye that’s an abi egan