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eggplant is a term used to describe a feeling toward another person such as a hobo, usually of kindness or love
hello eggplant.
do you deserve eggplant?
eggplant
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A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.
"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."
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short for eggplant squatter.
I hate eggplants. What a filthy
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One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
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A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
A chick who can't help but grow eggplant emojis when you're texting her.
Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
One who enjoys oral sex on a male
Sabina is the biggest eggplant suckers in placer county