ego

That thing inside my head. You know. The thing that makes me cooler than all of you.

- "I am Jesus."

- "Because I'm cool, and you know it, you love it. Word."

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ego

A measure of Narcisism.

Narcisists rule!

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EGO

Ex-Girlfriend Overlap

When you have an ex-girlfriend(s) who hang out at your old haunts. This ruins your opportunity to meet new woman and gives your exes a chance to "talk" about you! A very bad situation the will ruin your EGO

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EGO

Someone who thinks highly of themselves *cough* Andy *cough*

Andy has a huge ego.

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ego

Two paths diverge in a wood, we see one (wo)man walk twoards herself/himself, and (s)he says "egoI walk this path"

, we see two stars float along a trail and they say "{ego}we walk this path"

Ego to take and want what i please.

Ego to take and want what >+< please.

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Ego-Seismic

Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.

Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'

walter ego

When you have an alter ego named walter.

"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"