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A university in Atlanta that actually has good medical and business programs, but who gives a shit? It's not an Ivy League.
Frank: Hey man! I just got accepted to Emory!
Nathan: What, sorry, did you say something?
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1) a private university in Atlanta
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion
Who did you vote for?
Bush.
Why?
Because daddy did!
Where do you go to school again?
Emory.
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A private university in Atlanta that is hard to get into but yields few jobs and poor salaries.
Emory is a waste of time and money!! Unless you like to hook up with jewish girls...
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Emory University is located in Atlanta, GA. Only long islanders and jews, unless you like that. Be prepared to do a lot of work for little payout.
I have been at Emory 3 years and should have transferred.
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Emories: deciding to hit up the past with heart strings twisted and see why I suck attitude.
My emories all involve lots of Marilyn Manson, stale twinkies and a myriad of black clothes....
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A little girl who cried when asked to do a math problem. She’s odd...
You’re acting like a real Emory!
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1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."
Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.
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