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A university in Atlanta that actually has good medical and business programs, but who gives a shit? It's not an Ivy League.
Frank: Hey man! I just got accepted to Emory!
Nathan: What, sorry, did you say something?
1) a private university in Atlanta
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion
Who did you vote for?
Bush.
Why?
Because daddy did!
Where do you go to school again?
Emory.
A private university in Atlanta that is hard to get into but yields few jobs and poor salaries.
Emory is a waste of time and money!! Unless you like to hook up with jewish girls...
Emory University is located in Atlanta, GA. Only long islanders and jews, unless you like that. Be prepared to do a lot of work for little payout.
I have been at Emory 3 years and should have transferred.
Emories: deciding to hit up the past with heart strings twisted and see why I suck attitude.
My emories all involve lots of Marilyn Manson, stale twinkies and a myriad of black clothes....
A little girl who cried when asked to do a math problem. She’s odd...
You’re acting like a real Emory!
1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."
Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.