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the often funny English mistakes that appear in asian advertisig.
i think that when asains make mistakes/differrent words in their language, that it also should be engrish
'hey, look at that engrish, i guess were going on the train side instead of train ride!"
i have a friend that is from korea and and says funny stuff for example:
my tooth hurts = my teef hurt
you b*tch = you beach
ur mom = your mother
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a shitty strategy to get somebody to rent a place... fuck I hate morons
No pet
No drug
No smoking inside unit
No lough noise
Reference require
^from an ad on craigslist for a room in Hongcouver, the canadian capital of engrish
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A condition caused by gratuitous amounts of Engrish used in popular Japanese video games.
I suffered Engrish Overroad after playing King of Fighters '98 for five straight hours.
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Perfect engrish is an improper way of using English in a sentence, in which that the meaning can only be conveyed to the writer, however, to other people, it would appear to be a jumbled up sentence that makes no sense head or tail and conveys an awkward meaning.
An example of prefect engrish: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Perfect Engrish: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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When a singer poorly mimics an accent, usually Latino or East Asian.
Guy 1: Diana Krall's a great singer.
Guy 2: Really? I heard her cover of 'So Nice' and she had a bit of an Elmer Fudd thing going on.
Guy 1: Must've been a spot of psuedo-engrish.
After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.
Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"
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its the language that a japanese deathmetal/heavymetal/thrashmetal bands singer speaks see sabbat-metalucifer-sigh-cut throat-etc.
man that dude in metalucifer speaks the bad engrish.
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