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Oneenis is when a Female only has sexual intercourse with just one man.
The symptoms of "one-enis" is depression, sexual frustration, fake orgasms, marriage & getting extremely bored and turn off while your having intercourse.
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It is the crummy male version of Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt meaning 'My Cunt'and Mike Enis meaning 'My Penis' but is modified so that it is similar to Mike Hunt but still means My Penis. Alternatives include 'Mike Ock' which is 'My Cock'
Phil: LOL WTF U SUX0R TEH CUNT
CaptainJohnny: why dont you have a talk with Mike Enis?
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Bryan El-Eni is a local celebrity in a PetSmart near new york, he is famous for building pcs and having his own opinion, he is so cool. His dog, Hemlock is his lover and they have been married for 9 years. Bryans mom, Bassan she used to be a M.I.L.F and Bryan was a accidental conceivement during a film shoot.
Bryan El-Eni, I didnt troll you!
When you try to type the words 'are' and 'gay' but you fuck up the typing and end up with 'egay'. 🅱️enis adds in some flamboyant gay flare.
Person 1: Hey guys! How's your morning going?
Person 2: Egay 🅱️ enis
Person 3: What the fuck
When you receive a horrifying, unwanted dick pic and have disturbing recurring flashbacks of the traumatic event.
My cousin sent me a dick pic and now I have a severe case of P(enis)TSD!
The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.
One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis
The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.
Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is
Me: Penis
Him: Damn, nice block
Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.