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Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck
“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”
eoin kane thinks he’s the shit when he’s really not. his fav drink red berry boost over bpm (clearly a psychopath) he thinks he’s lethal at football when he’s really just a mid mid (or forward) either way he’s mid. He’s a lank and he fucking loves a kinder milkshake especially ones made by grace chambers he also enjoys calling grace a pole and he loves red sauce and me.
fm eoin kane is such a knob head i hate that prick
Solid bloke, bit of a twat sometimes all-round pretty great.
Myself - "Anyone seen Eoin"
Eoin - "Hey have you guys heard about Fallout New Vegas"
The act of committing homicide
"If you have hit a pot of Eoins, you have killed a family"
"i hit a mad Eoin last night"
Strange guy, hard to like, almost all Eoins have pubic lice and a small Willy; and is a small person
Do not trust around ur boyfriend on any circumstance.
Girl one: hey Eion
Girl ones bf: oh who is this?
Girl one: don’t talk to him
Eoin: *kisses girl ones bf*
Girl ones bf: *falls in love*
Girl one: *transforms into emo furry mlp sunset shimmer hybrid*