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The rules involved in properly setting up, smoking and managing a Hookah session.
Tim: Man I hate when that guy smokes with us, he always pulls in the middle of your hit, forgets to plug the hose and blows the ashes off the bowl without putting up his hand to keep them from going everywhere.
Sam: Yea man, his Hookah etiquette sucks. Lets just pretend the Hookah got fucked up and isn't working any more until he leaves.
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Changing your iphone's ringtone when someone sitting next to you has the same one. This generally avoids confusion when someone gets a text message.
*Phone rings and everyone checks their phones
"Dude, you need to show proper iphone etiquette and change your ringtone"
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Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
I don’t understand how some fully grown men can’t grasp Urinal Etiquette.
the rules for such forms, manners, and ceremonies
i.e: smoking a cig or a bowl.
guy: "dont blow smoke into my face."
chick: "shit, sorry"
guy: "you need to learn some smokers edicate."
OR
*girl gives pipe to her boyfriend..boyfriend looks at pipe**
boyfriend: "why dont you cash the bowl? your supposed to suck it through."
girl: "why"
boyfriend: "bcuz its smokers etiquette. and it preps the bowl for the next person..thats why."
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Unwritten social standards, norms, decorum.
Don't look under the stalls to see if someone is in there, it's bad bathroom etiquette
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Politely ask someone if he or she wants a banana.
The words were used in the television show Survivor season 20 episode 6.
Amanda helped James with Banana Etiquette.
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Anything served in a bucket at a restaraunt should be divided equally.
Everybody is going to chip in for that bucket of coronita's, now thats bucket etiquette!!
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