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acronym - Fun In Bed, specifically regarding hot chicks
Get your ass over there and talk to her dude, she's guarenteed to be FIB - just look at her!
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Fat Idle Bastards (normally scousers)
You FIB , get your lazy fat arse from in front of the TV and go and cut the grass.
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Verb – to fib. To be harmonically proportionate in face or body features. Fib could also stand for rapid, exponential growth.
Fib is short for Fibonacci Series, a series of numbers (1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34,....) that show constantly in nature and appear to underlie all processes of organic growth.
ex 1: She is not exactly a supermodel but she surely fibs.
ex 2: He is a moron but his career is fibbing.
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FIB - Friend In Bed
A cleaner and nicer way to say to say fuck buddy for the terminally polite. So clean you can say it in front of Grandma.
First used by Requiem in Danse Macabre of the Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton.
Dude 1: Whats the deal with you and Julie?
Dude 2: She just my FIB.
Grandma: Fib?
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Fucking Illinois Bastard
This term is derived from Wisconsin natives bitter sweet relationship from each others state I am personally a FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARD SO DONT FUCK WITH ME but anyways there boring the best thing that comes there is cheese like what the fuck? Cheeeeeese? That makes people involuntarily projectile shit and of course they have the Green Bay packers Green Bay is a miserable shipping town and then on the other hand we have us FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARDS we have the amazing and architecturally brilliant city the amazing pizza etc. and the gritty, non cheesy Chicago Bears plus we have the cubs Sox and Chicago Bulls the Bulls was the birthplace of MJ’s basketball career and Milwaukee is salty that they got there asses kicked multiple times but Michael unlike them when they got beaten bad once so this is a quick summary of the rivalry and how the term Fucking.Illinois.Bastard came to be
I saw a FIB talking shit about the packers in the sandbar tavern so I let one loose and left that feller lyin on the ground
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Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.
"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."
"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".
Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"
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