FMS

fuck me sideways; saying you would rather be fucked sideways than whatever else is bothering you; this is a better option than the other

a: dude that creeper is eyeing you
b: FMS
a: i know right?

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fms

Acronym for Fuck My Spelling. Almost like FML only you say it after you realize that you have horribly fucked up a word.

eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: So there was this Jahoover witness that came to my door today

eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: fms

Mister294: /facepalm

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FMS

FOREVER MAKING SOUND or FMS is an elite team of hip hop artists from South Jersey

Tone Carbone, DCvin, Blast-4-Me, Grimey McFinney:
"You did you hear that new FMS production?"

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fm

Refers to the popular hip-hop band Fort Minor. Fort Minor has released 1 album to date.

Guy1: Hey man that FM concert rocked!!
Guy2: Yeah man, petrified was the shit!!

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fm

it means to follow me on social media or anything like that & the other word fb means follow back and fmb is the same thing as fb it’s just saying follow me back ..

ashlee - girlll fm on instagram

jessica - okayyy fmb on instagram

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FMS

Full Moon Syndrome

When people behave unexplainably bizzarely due to a full moon! Much more common than is recognised.

Husband: Em dear you do know that you have put your bra on outside your top today
Wife: Oh my god what is wrong with me? Thanks luv
Husband: You best take the day off it looks like you have come down with a bad dose of FMS!

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FMS

Acronym for Fishburne Military School, which is an all male military school located in Waynesboro Virginia, See Waynesboro; Founded in 1879 by Professor James Abbott Fishburne. The school motto is "Scienta Est Potestas", which is latin for "Knowledge is power." The school has an unparalelled record as being an Army JROTC Honor Unit with Distinction for every year since the award was created, save 3 academic years. Teenagers from all over the world have been to Fishburne, ranging from Dionne Warwick's son, to WWF/WWE President Vince McMahon. The school is losing it's importance, thanks to the impotent leadership of its Superintendant, COL William Alexander, USA (RET), and it's Assistant Superintendant, Mrs. Susan Johnson.

You go to FMS? Sucks for you!

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