Fart

The thing that always gets blamed on you in school because you smell like absolute shit all the time.

Fuck you John! Why’d you fart!!!

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Fart

Firstly used to define "an expulsion of wind for the anus"

But now can be used to describe people ie the elderly.

The elderly lady thats smells of piss is such an old fart

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Fart

The deadliest thing known to mankind

Guy 1: Oh shit, she's going to blow!
*Anus Farts*
Anus: Pffffffffffttttttttt
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Guy 1 suffocates to death*

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Fart

Flatulence, Gas

Fart, What George Bush Smells Like.

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Fart

Weird ploop out of the bum bum

We did you fart?!

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Fart

A turd screaming to get out.

The peice of shit is so scared of the darkness in your ass hole it screams with fear to come out.

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Fart

A gross, sometimes loud, hot breath that comes from the butt.

I just farted
Dude! You smell like fart!
Uh oh...that fart was wet....

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