Farting

Like burping but with your ass muscles.

I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.

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Fart

sounds funny at first but wait until you smell it.

Boy *farts*
Girl: hehehe
Also Girl: eww I can't breath rotten eggs! Call 911

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Fart

A gas let out of your butt ( with double T)

That bish just farted.

Fartful

That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.

"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."

fart

Extremely relaxing suicidal nuclear bomb machine.

Hey, Joe! Your fart just destroyed Donald Trump!

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Fart

A strong scent released from the anus that can annoy anyone in it's path

Chad : Oh baby I wanna pound your soft pussy all night!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm Cumin! I'm Cumin!
Chad : Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Gross!
Chad Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Really your going to use my bed for your pleasure and Fart in it too!
Chad : Oh Yeah! I'm a lean mean fartin machine!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
Chad : Give me a blowjob!
Kiersten: Ok! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahh!
Kiersten : God Damn't

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fart

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.

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