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A faux feminist is just that, a fake feminist. This can be for various reasons, such as a person claiming to be a feminist to 'fit in' with a group of people, or a person who uses feminism to bash and belittle non-feminists (usually men). They generally only use feminism to hurt or attack others.
Jennifer: All men are rapists and killers!!
Sam: Well, not all men ar-
Jennifer: "Not all men", *laughs* Please cry more.
Sam: Well some feminists are problematic as wel-
Jennifer: Whoa, don't group all feminists together, that's stereotyping!!
Sam: *under breath* God, what a faux feminist.
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One who imitates the look of bohemians, but is just a poser. A faux-hemian pretends that they just "throw" their messy outfits together, when really it took them four hours at Urban Outfitters.
"Ugh, did you see how hard X is trying to be boho?! She thinks she looks like Mary Kate... but I know she gets up at 5:00 to be ready for school at 7:00. What a faux-hemian!"
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a knock-off version of Ray Ban Wayfarer sunglasses
Friend: Hey man, nice Wayfarers!
You: Actually, they're faux farers. I got them for ten dollars at Nordstrom.
Another term for counterfeit.
We will have enough faux dough to build a palace!
Faux-enese
foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.
1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.
2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.
1. 'So I was in the sports shop just testing the speed and incline limits on the treadmills, when I heard, "Harro" that came from a short, visually impaired, smooth skinned, baby faced man as he emerged from the table tennis isle. Next, he said something that I will just never forget. He was like, "Ching chong, ch ch ching nee how cow sup". And we just stared at eachother for what felt like the longest of moments. And then I remembered that I had taken a few extra complementary chopsticks when I had sushi for lunch earlier. So I broke away from the stare and offered him a pair of chopsticks from my handbag. I bowed to him and he did a single wax off, and we turned and went our separate ways.'
"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."
2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"
-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'
"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"
-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'
"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.
Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!
A derogatory pun for FOX News, the 24 hour cable network which ushered in the age of shouting head pseudo-journalism.
See also faux
FAUX News: We Distort, You Comply
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