Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

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biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

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kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

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kiddy fiddler

the person in the white candy van that keeps following me. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SPEEDING UP TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY BUUM HUURTS AAAAAAAHHHH HE IS PUTTING CREAM IN MY BUM

the kiddy fiddler plays fortnite

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Biddy Fiddler

Adj. To prey on the elderly in a sexual manner. Much like a paedophile is reffered to as a 'kiddy fiddler' and offers sweets to tempt children, The Biddy Fiddler offers food stamps and money off vouchers.

Alright Trev, what you been upto? Well Barry i've been out Biddy Fiddling. Smashed the granny out of Edna on monday. Oh Trev you Biddy Fiddler!

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Bean Fiddler

A woman who goes down(eats out) on another woman.
A lesbian.

When the straight man walked into a bar and realized there were only bean fiddlers hanging around he promptly left bitter about not being able to go home with anyone.

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Biddie fiddler

a person who prefers to hump old folk

tracy he`s old enough to be your grandad, your such a biddie fiddler....