the finch

When you're drunk, and you interrupt everyone's conversation with a story you have told 10 times already.

I was in the middle of talking to Billy, when Rob gave me the Finch and retold his story.

finchful

finchful, adjective

a particular, hyperspecific beauty found within the atoms of finch

you’re so finchful

FINCH

A combination of fist and clinch; which describes a clinched fist, most often used in passionate dance moves to power ballad songs.

Johnny felt so strongly about the lyrics to the love song that he pulled out a power finch

Finched

The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

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Finch's

The best place in the world ever. Bar none. Located in Wimbledon Village, it truly is the pinnacle of human civilisation and is thickly coated in the putrid stench of coolness. The secret of life really is Finch's on a Friday Night.

Shall we do some more Latin or Greek or other cool things?
No, let's go to Finch's and be super cool.

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Finched

Getting stabbed or shanked violently.

"You better shut up before you get Finched."

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Finched

To be stabbed in such a way it reminds you of Kayla Finch from the United Fleet stories.

I'm not sure, but this looks like he got seriously finched.

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