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finchful, adjective
a particular, hyperspecific beauty found within the atoms of finch
you’re so finchful
The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
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Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today
to finch is the act of stealing another guy's gal, or even the other way around.
"Yeah, dude, did you hear? My boy Tom got finched"
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verb: to take what is logically someone else's, and do so in a sly and charming fashion.
1) "Dude, I had a crush on that girl, and you hooked up with her! you totally Finched her!"
2) "Don't finch my food! You just took the food right off my plate!"
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Finch a nice funny cool guy. Who changes lives making people laugh and have fun. Finch is mostly right. Smart but lazy. Likes a lot of things but doesn't really dislike anything.
Hey did you see Finch last night at the party?