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The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.
I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."
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Another word for the act of hot and greasy sex with a fat hooker for five dollars.
Person 1: Man yesterday I saw that five dollar fill up you told me about.
Person 2: Did you give her five dollars?
Person 1: Yep, and it was the best sex ever. She even treated me to KFC afterwards.
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Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
The wanting to snort a powdered sub sammich off of a man's genitals.
"Man, I did a five dollar footlong line off of Doug last night. It was intense."
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very nice romance explosion all over your BELLY!
its very nice sucky-sucky-five-dollar.
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Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."
"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
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