Flakey is a person who will on multiple occasions make promises to come see you, but on the day won't show up and will have all the excuses under the sun... or just one, the same one they use everytime.
"Emma is such a flaky cunt, another week she has promised to come down, but how convenient, her car has broken down AGAIN"
The dried reminisce of a mans seman usualy found on the facial area.
Hey girl time to go work, an wipe the forskin flakies off your eyebrows.
Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems
When you roll your dick in Cheeto dust and then get deep throated.
Sorry I can’t make it this weekend, my girlfriend and I are going to perform a flaky popsicle.
When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!
David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!